27 Jan 2012

I would take a bullet for her



Boy- hey, hun…
girl- hey
boy- I missed u at school today, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
boy- Oh, really? Why?
girl- oh nothing, annual shots, that’s all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didn’t miss any thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- OK... good
boy- yeah
girl- hey I have a question......
boy- OK... ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u know I love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence <..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried < is there something wrong??
girl- no, everything is fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......I hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u any day, hum
girl- really?
boy- any day. Now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no I’m fine, you r fine, we're fine, everyone’s fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, I love u 2, bye. 



THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

boy- hey, have you seen my g/f 2day?
Friend- no..
boy- oh..
friend- she wasn’t here yesterday either.
boy- I know, she was acting all weird on the phone last night.
friend- well dude u know how girls are sometimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- I don’t know what else 2 say, man.
boy- k well I got to get 2 English, ill c you after school.
friend- yeah I got to get to science class..

THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's calling on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause <

girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click <


THE GIRL DOESN'T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESN'T ANSWER HER PHONE.

boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- what’s up
friend- nothing, hey have u talked 2 your ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didn’t hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um I don’t know if I should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

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voice- hello, County hospital, this is nurse Petra,
boy- uh.......I must have the wrong number, I’m looking for my friend.
Voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- really? y? What happened??? How is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!

*dial tone*

BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

boy- Oh my god… are u ok??
girl- .................
boy- sweetie!! Talk to me!!
girl- I..........
boy- u what?? U WHT???
girl- i have cancer and I’m on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears <......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- I wanted 2 tell u but I couldn’t
boy- y didn’t u tell me????
girl- I didn’t want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- I just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same I felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- I love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- don’t be sad, I love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then you would u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

but what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand...With a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:

I told her I would take a bullet for her....
just like she said she would die for me...

25 Jan 2012

Funny Conversation lines between Boy and Girl

These are some funny conversation lines between boy and girl.


click here : Part 2















Boy : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Girl : Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice!!!

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Girl : No,I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Girl : It's hot!!!

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Girl : Okay, but would you stay there?

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!
Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
Girl : Okay,get out!!!

Boy : I think I could make you very happy
Girl : Why,are you leaving?

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Boy : Can I have your name?
Girl : why,don't you already have one?

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?
Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
Girl : Were you away??

Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Girl : What time was it??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Boy : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Girl : You love me...

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??
Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so Overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
Boy : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy : Is this seat empty?
Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

10 Jan 2012

Learn to Forgive in Difficult Times


A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes.

When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.
 
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words.
 
What do you think were the four words?
 
The husband just said "I Love You Darling"
 
The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he have taken time to keep the bottle away, this will not have happened. No point in attaching blame. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
 
Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship in giving each other support. After all, shouldn't forgiving someone we love be the easiest thing in the world to do? Treasure what you have. Don't multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to forgiveness.
 
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

Take off all your envies, jealousies and unwillingness to forgive, selfishness, and fears and you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.