Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl : It's in the phone book.
Boy : But I don't know your name.
Girl : That's in the phone book too.
Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Girl : Do not Enter
Boy : I know how to please a woman.
Girl : Then please leave me alone.
Boy : I want to give myself to you.
Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Boy : Your body is like a temple
Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.
Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?
Girl: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Boy: You remind me of the sea.
Girl : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Boy : NO, because you make me sick.
Girl : WTF.....
Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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